It's a real hard sword for a real hard dude. It was said to be forged by an ancient Otaku Master over the heat of a roaring manga fire. It was cooled in an enchanted spring where virgin horses nicker and bathe, and was said could be used only by one whose pointy anime shades were deemed sweet enough, and whose hair existed in a perpetually sculpted state of looking completely fucking awesome. All of those things were said by me.

[Dirk does not change tone for that entire thing.]

Actually getting it forged by a Norse detective [ha] on an alien planet in a volcano or lava would be a pretty ironic second life. [Since obviously all the things Dirk said were total bullshit. But now it will be the truly anime sword. And that's hilarious to him.]